Posts from Awry

In grade four, our teacher was Moreh Michael, and it was his first (and only) year at our small Jewish day school.

Prince Andrei Bolkonsky looks up at the sky

There's a Public Radio Poetry Club meeting, but I'm not going

How can you get the same disease from eating cookie dough that you can from touching a turtle?

Give me a vodka milkshake and make it snappy

Duties include: getting slapped in the face by a billionaire

CRRRRACK!

I always enjoy the trope of someone looking around the room and making up a fake person’s name. I’ve spent quite a lot of time staring at the same few things this year.

I know you're all trying to help but shut the fuck up

Chag Sameach, ya jerks

divine intervention at work