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On Labor Day I put up a little red flag in front of my apartment where I hang the American flag on 4th of July.

Once upon a time I met a girl.

she had it in the bag

On the radio I heard a Ukrainian MP talking about being a mom right now. "My daughter asked me to promise I would take care fo her first, before anything else."

I wonder how many other words I've been chronically mispronouncing...

A few weeks ago I spent a weekend in the South of France and I felt socially obliged to learn how to surf

Shania is suggesting that yes, she absolutely knows what women want. Either that or she recently watched "What Women Want" starring Mel Gibson and Helen Hunt and felt like she needed to respond in order to clear up any confusion.

MY HEART IS VERY MUSHY

A call for submissions from our friends at the new CAPE MAG

'Twas the middle of the night and Mr. Bezos couldn't sleep . . .

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" THE PRESIDENT ASKS THE ALIEN.