THE MACHINES
T_H_E__M_A_C_H_I_N_E_S_: LAWN CARE
Is your grass growing? Outside the regions of carbon dioxide–influenced aridity, presumably it is, as humans have planted it to do, which requires that the grass be cut. A circular activity! Frequently, human beings experience these sorts of circular activities as tedious.
COMMERCE DEP’T.
We wanted to make sure to get a 1.6 gallon tank, because one issue on which I do basically agree with the previous president of the United States is the inadequacy of weak-flushing water-saving toilets.
Ten Writing Issues a Computer Found in This Possibly Computer-Written Press Release
Now nobody’s accusing anybody of plagiarism, that’s just Grammarly dot com being Grammarly dot com.
ASK THE SOPHIST: Should I Feel Bad That Amazon Sent Me Too Much stuff?
I had a vision of an overworked, stressed-out Amazon order-picker blindly grabbing the larger box thinking it was the correct order.
ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 3: HMM WEEKLY 10K CapyBricknote™
HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope
ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 2: Luke Cage, HERO FOR HIRE No. 13 diptych
HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope
ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 1: Letter from Nick Denton to Tom Scocca
HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope
DISPOSSESSIONS DEP’T.: Uninterruptible Power Supply, Interrupted
SZZZ-NAP! CRACKLE! PZZZ-OPP!!!
THE MACHINES: Here Is The Discourse-Content You Requested
an entirely new piece of discourse about the problem of discourse
