SHORT ITEMS

COMMERCE DEP’T.

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We wanted to make sure to get a 1.6 gallon tank, because one issue on which I do basically agree with the previous president of the United States is the inadequacy of weak-flushing water-saving toilets.

From Hmm Weekly
On June 15, 2021

Joe Crowley Will Lobby for RIAA Front Group

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Crowley's first client is a RIAA front group.

From Sludge
On June 3, 2021

WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS SHIT DEP’T.

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WILL YOU SERIOUSLY

From Hmm Weekly
On May 26, 2021

NATURAL HISTORY DEP’T.

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All over the county, for 17 and 34 and 51 years, people had been putting cul de sac developments and Panera Bread parking lots on top of them.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 25, 2021

Ten Writing Issues a Computer Found in This Possibly Computer-Written Press Release

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Now nobody’s accusing anybody of plagiarism, that’s just Grammarly dot com being Grammarly dot com.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 22, 2021

ANDY ROONEY 2.0 DEP’T.: The Sidewalk

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I'd looked at this pattern before, over and over, but not properly seen it: the pavement looked like a window screen—maybe it always had? Maybe I had been looking at it all my life without seeing it.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 20, 2021

DEP’T. OF HEALTH: The Second Pfizer Shot

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I had been dreading the second-shot side effects yet also, honestly, kind of looking forward to them.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 13, 2021

BRAIN ITCH DEP’T.

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Mortal Wombat!

From Hmm Weekly
On May 7, 2021

THOUGHT DEP’T.: Back To The Movies

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Do you have a thought? Send it to hmmweekly@hmmweekly.com

From Hmm Weekly
On May 6, 2021

ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 3: HMM WEEKLY 10K CapyBricknote™

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HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope

From Hmm Weekly
On April 30, 2021

ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 2: Luke Cage, HERO FOR HIRE No. 13 diptych

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HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope

From Hmm Weekly
On April 28, 2021

ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 1: Letter from Nick Denton to Tom Scocca

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HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope

From Hmm Weekly
On April 27, 2021

BRAIN ITCH DEP’T.

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DodgeCoin!

From Hmm Weekly
On April 21, 2021

GUIDED MEDITATION DEP’T.

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As an experienced sleeper, I have developed a method to share with those who may be struggling.

From Hmm Weekly
On April 20, 2021

TOUGH GUY DEP’T.

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He’d give a lotta advice about how to fuck people up in a fight, and it was hard to not take him as an overcompensating tough guy.

From Hmm Weekly
On April 13, 2021