SHORT ITEMS

THOUGHT DEP’T.: The Mark of The Beast

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From Hmm Weekly
On April 5, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.: COLLEGE HILL SANDWICHES

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WE PRESENT select recipes for sandwiches from "Salads, Sandwiches and Chafing Dish Recipes," Copyright 1916, by Marion Harris Neil, M.C.A., now in the public domain for the delectation of all.

From Hmm Weekly
On April 2, 2021

THOUGHT DEP’T.: MONSTERS

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From Hmm Weekly
On March 22, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.: CHICKEN AND PIMIENTO SANDWICHES

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It is no bad plan for the novice to insert a morsel of the filling between bread and butter for trial.

From Hmm Weekly
On March 19, 2021

DEP’T. OF CORRESPONDENCE

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Have you seen carnivorous behavior, or other noteworthy manifestations of nature, in your own area? Send your accounts to hmmweekly@hmmweekly.com

From Hmm Weekly
On March 14, 2021

VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS DEP’T.: Easter Already, JFC

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From Hmm Weekly
On March 11, 2021

NATURAL HISTORY DEP’T.

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Here was nature audibly ripping meat apart, and there, a few yards off, was normal human business, flowing on at eye level.

From Hmm Weekly
On March 8, 2021

WHICH WAY IS UP? DEP’T.

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Our favorite website of the week is ICEBERGER. There are mysteries in these waters.

From Hmm Weekly
On March 2, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.: Beef-Loaf Sandwiches

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Press the slices together and cut into triangles.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 24, 2021

THOUGHT DEP’T.: Mars

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From Hmm Weekly
On February 23, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.: Baking-Powder Biscuit Sandwiches

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At the present day the number of sandwiches is legion.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 17, 2021

VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS DEP’T.: Valentines Candy Reduced for Quick Sale

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From Hmm Weekly
On February 15, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.

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Recipes for sandwiches from "Salads, Sandwiches and Chafing Dish Recipes," written by Marion Harris Neil, M.C.A.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 2, 2021

Up All Night With Larry King

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Larry never read the book.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 25, 2021

VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS DEP’T.: Last Week’s Magazine Rack/New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2021

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From Hmm Weekly
On January 21, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.

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Cream the cheese with melted butter; add a little juice from the pimento

From Hmm Weekly
On January 20, 2021

Corporate America Rewards Trump Enablers With Cushy Jobs

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Trump staffers are worried that the insurrection might hurt their career opportunities, but many of their former colleagues had no trouble finding nice jobs in the political influence industry.

From Sludge
On January 19, 2021

Some Things That Were Found in America Last Week

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A cat named Patches, missing since 2018

From Hmm Weekly
On January 18, 2021

PRODUCE DEP’T.

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I've spent full months' worth of my life, possibly more than a year, washing and trimming and chopping vegetables.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 16, 2021

Cruz and AOC Said They Would Propose a Lobbying Ban. So What Happened?

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They got a lot of attention for agreeing to work together on a bill to close the revolving door, but they never actually did what they said they would.

From Sludge
On January 14, 2021