Joe MacLeod

DISPOSSESSIONS: A Sinkhole

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IT’S KIND OF hard to make out in the pictures, but we had a sinkhole in our tiny Baltimore-rowhouse front yard.

From Hmm Weekly
On June 22, 2021

DEP’T. OF HEALTH: I Failed My Blood Test

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If you got the COVID, after you recover, the proof doesn’t stay in your blood for long, it’s like the Common Cold, you get one, you get over it, you are somehow not able to get another cold for awhile, and then eventually you get another goddamn cold. I sure hope America is ready for that kinda Reality with COVID-19.

From Hmm Weekly
On June 8, 2021

MR. WRONG: Summer of Spam

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Meanwhile, whose Summer is it? All I can think is: Summer of Sam, that was an Ownership of a Summer, you could look it up!

From Hmm Weekly
On June 1, 2021

Ten Writing Issues a Computer Found in This Possibly Computer-Written Press Release

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Now nobody’s accusing anybody of plagiarism, that’s just Grammarly dot com being Grammarly dot com.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 22, 2021

MR. WRONG: CICADA

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Cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 18, 2021

MR. WRONG: Office Birthday

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The Man wants Control. The Man wants you to Obey. The Man wants theirs first, dig? The Man is not your friend, and not your fam! The Man!

From Hmm Weekly
On May 11, 2021

ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 2: Luke Cage, HERO FOR HIRE No. 13 diptych

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HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope

From Hmm Weekly
On April 28, 2021

DISPOSSESSIONS DEP’T.: Uninterruptible Power Supply, Interrupted

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SZZZ-NAP! CRACKLE! PZZZ-OPP!!!

From Hmm Weekly
On April 22, 2021

MR. WRONG: Mars Needs Robots

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Anyway, don’t go to Mars, seriously, I heard there’s this seasonal methane release on Mars that the Scientists have observed.

From Hmm Weekly
On April 14, 2021

TOUGH GUY DEP’T.

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He’d give a lotta advice about how to fuck people up in a fight, and it was hard to not take him as an overcompensating tough guy.

From Hmm Weekly
On April 13, 2021

PERSONAL INJURY DEP’T.

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NOBODY, directed by Ilya Naishuller

From Hmm Weekly
On April 12, 2021

MR. WRONG: Price Clubbing

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Slice my ham, stop fooling around!

From Hmm Weekly
On April 8, 2021

CONSUMER AFFAIRS DEP’T.: Nine-Dollar Spaghetti

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It’s a beautiful package, and that’s always a big part of my experience as a consumer. I will buy stuff just because of the package at least once, but nine bucks for spaghetti?

From Hmm Weekly
On March 9, 2021

MR. WRONG: Hold The Onions

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EVERY TIME I chop onions (I am not good at it) I remember that movie about Julia Child where she enrolled in the famous Cordon Bleu, and there was a lab where the baby Bleus hadda learn how to chop the onions, because the onion is a building block of gastronomy or something. Your whole […]

From Hmm Weekly
On February 19, 2021

MR. WRONG: Superb Owl!

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I know that right now is not really a time when lots of people should be getting together to watch the Big Game, or even a little game.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 4, 2021