Joe MacLeod
CONSUMER AFFAIRS DEP’T.: Nine-Dollar Spaghetti
It’s a beautiful package, and that’s always a big part of my experience as a consumer. I will buy stuff just because of the package at least once, but nine bucks for spaghetti?
MR. WRONG: Hold The Onions
EVERY TIME I chop onions (I am not good at it) I remember that movie about Julia Child where she enrolled in the famous Cordon Bleu, and there was a lab where the baby Bleus hadda learn how to chop the onions, because the onion is a building block of gastronomy or something. Your whole […]
MR. WRONG: Superb Owl!
I know that right now is not really a time when lots of people should be getting together to watch the Big Game, or even a little game.
MR. WRONG: Pump It Up
It's a game of Chicken! I would feel bad if a bunch of regular people got burned.
MR. WRONG: Put A Cork In It
I LIKE TO drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I’m drinking more. I know it’s January, and a lotta people like to “dry out” and not drink any wine, or beer, or liquor, or that new-style juice that’s fizzy water with hooch in it, and have a “Dry January,” or “Dryuary,” for fuck’s […]
MR. WRONG: Welcome to The Brick House
HELLO, THIS IS the Mr. Wrong column. You probably didn’t ask for it, or order it or whatever, so it’s not your fault. The Mr. Wrong column is a General Interest Column about things that are of interest to the Mr. Wrong column, and it is part of what you get for signing up as […]
SNACK FOOD DEP’T.: From The Ground Up Cauliflower Stalks (cheddar flavor)
I am all about pretty much anything made with cauliflower
MR. WRONG: The Sky is Falling
Goofballs are driving out to some national park to see a piece of metal
SNACK FOOD DEP’T.: From The Ground Up CAULIFLOWER Stalks (cheddar flavor)
I BOUGHT A bag of these CAULIFLOWER STALKS at the price club because I always want to enjoy new crunchies, and if it’s healthy somehow, that’s great. I’m willing to roll the dice, like on those boring taro chips I bought once, bleagh. This MADE WITH REAL CAULIFLOWER snack is cheese flavored, and when I popped open the […]
MR: WRONG: Investor Class Dismissed
If you jump in and out of the market at the right times, that’s where you make some real dough.