Joe MacLeod

MR. WRONG: Price Clubbing

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Slice my ham, stop fooling around!

From Hmm Weekly
On April 8, 2021

CONSUMER AFFAIRS DEP’T.: Nine-Dollar Spaghetti

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It’s a beautiful package, and that’s always a big part of my experience as a consumer. I will buy stuff just because of the package at least once, but nine bucks for spaghetti?

From Hmm Weekly
On March 9, 2021

MR. WRONG: Hold The Onions

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EVERY TIME I chop onions (I am not good at it) I remember that movie about Julia Child where she enrolled in the famous Cordon Bleu, and there was a lab where the baby Bleus hadda learn how to chop the onions, because the onion is a building block of gastronomy or something. Your whole […]

From Hmm Weekly
On February 19, 2021

MR. WRONG: Superb Owl!

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I know that right now is not really a time when lots of people should be getting together to watch the Big Game, or even a little game.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 4, 2021

MR. WRONG: Groundhog!

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Personally, I do not want to eat a Groundhog.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 2, 2021

MR. WRONG: Pump It Up

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It's a game of Chicken! I would feel bad if a bunch of regular people got burned.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 29, 2021

Up All Night With Larry King

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Larry never read the book.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 25, 2021

MR. WRONG: Put A Cork In It

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I LIKE TO drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I’m drinking more. I know it’s January, and a lotta people like to “dry out” and not drink any wine, or beer, or liquor, or that new-style juice that’s fizzy water with hooch in it, and have a “Dry January,” or “Dryuary,” for fuck’s […]

From Hmm Weekly
On January 13, 2021

MR. WRONG: Now Is Nothing

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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Nothing.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 6, 2021

MR. WRONG: Last-Minute End of The Year 2020 Guide in Review

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I swear it’s not my fault

From Hmm Weekly
On December 29, 2020

MR. WRONG: Happy The Holidays!

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round oblong shapes of comfort and joy

From Hmm Weekly
On December 23, 2020

MR. WRONG: I Am Coöperating

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Tiny candy bars are bad!

From Hmm Weekly
On December 15, 2020

MR. WRONG: Welcome to The Brick House

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HELLO, THIS IS the Mr. Wrong column. You probably didn’t ask for it, or order it or whatever, so it’s not your fault. The Mr. Wrong column is a General Interest Column about things that are of interest to the Mr. Wrong column, and it is part of what you get for signing up as […]

From Hmm Weekly
On December 8, 2020

SNACK FOOD DEP’T.: From The Ground Up Cauliflower Stalks (cheddar flavor)

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I am all about pretty much anything made with cauliflower

From Hmm Weekly
On December 4, 2020

MR. WRONG: The Sky is Falling

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Goofballs are driving out to some national park to see a piece of metal

From Hmm Weekly
On December 4, 2020

SNACK FOOD DEP’T.: From The Ground Up CAULIFLOWER Stalks (cheddar flavor)

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I BOUGHT A bag of these CAULIFLOWER STALKS at the price club because I always want to enjoy new crunchies, and if it’s healthy somehow, that’s great. I’m willing to roll the dice, like on those boring taro chips I bought once, bleagh. This MADE WITH REAL CAULIFLOWER snack is cheese flavored, and when I popped open the […]

From Hmm Weekly
On December 1, 2020

MR: WRONG: Investor Class Dismissed

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If you jump in and out of the market at the right times, that’s where you make some real dough.

From Hmm Weekly
On October 27, 2020