Joe MacLeod

IT’S KIND OF hard to make out in the pictures, but we had a sinkhole in our tiny Baltimore-rowhouse front yard.

If you got the COVID, after you recover, the proof doesn’t stay in your blood for long, it’s like the Common Cold, you get one, you get over it, you are somehow not able to get another cold for awhile, and then eventually you get another goddamn cold. I sure hope America is ready for that kinda Reality with COVID-19.

Meanwhile, whose Summer is it? All I can think is: Summer of Sam, that was an Ownership of a Summer, you could look it up!

Now nobody’s accusing anybody of plagiarism, that’s just Grammarly dot com being Grammarly dot com.

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The Man wants Control. The Man wants you to Obey. The Man wants theirs first, dig? The Man is not your friend, and not your fam! The Man!

HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope

SZZZ-NAP! CRACKLE! PZZZ-OPP!!!

Anyway, don’t go to Mars, seriously, I heard there’s this seasonal methane release on Mars that the Scientists have observed.

He’d give a lotta advice about how to fuck people up in a fight, and it was hard to not take him as an overcompensating tough guy.

NOBODY, directed by Ilya Naishuller

Slice my ham, stop fooling around!

It’s a beautiful package, and that’s always a big part of my experience as a consumer. I will buy stuff just because of the package at least once, but nine bucks for spaghetti?

EVERY TIME I chop onions (I am not good at it) I remember that movie about Julia Child where she enrolled in the famous Cordon Bleu, and there was a lab where the baby Bleus hadda learn how to chop the onions, because the onion is a building block of gastronomy or something. Your whole […]

I know that right now is not really a time when lots of people should be getting together to watch the Big Game, or even a little game.