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MR. WRONG: Put A Cork In It

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I LIKE TO drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I’m drinking more. I know it’s January, and a lotta people like to “dry out” and not drink any wine, or beer, or liquor, or that new-style juice that’s fizzy water with hooch in it, and have a “Dry January,” or “Dryuary,” for fuck’s […]

From Hmm Weekly
On January 13, 2021

MR. WRONG: Now Is Nothing

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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Nothing.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 6, 2021

ASK THE SOPHIST: Where Should I Put My Dog’s Poop?

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Dear The Sophist, It’s been painful to see a lack of sophistry in this space the last few weeks—it’s like no one is right about anything anymore. Fortunately, I’m right about something that popped up lately, and I’m hoping for some stylish confirmation of it.  A friend who recently got a dog says that he never […]

From Hmm Weekly
On December 31, 2020

MR. WRONG: Last-Minute End of The Year 2020 Guide in Review

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I swear it’s not my fault

From Hmm Weekly
On December 29, 2020

MR. WRONG: Happy The Holidays!

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round oblong shapes of comfort and joy

From Hmm Weekly
On December 23, 2020

MR. WRONG: I Am Coöperating

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Tiny candy bars are bad!

From Hmm Weekly
On December 15, 2020