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MR. WRONG: Opening Day of Hotdog Season

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There's always drunks at the ballpark, but Opening Day is like going to a Football Game, you know?

From Hmm Weekly
On April 12, 2022
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MR. WRONG: Batman Is The Grift

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I got a bellyful of Batman movie, and popcorn, and a large soda!

A painting of a grid of 12 versions of the head and shoulders of Batman.
From Hmm Weekly
On March 15, 2022
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MR. WRONG: Standard Deviation

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Do you even have a clock? Don’t you just look at your phone? Your microwave oven, maybe?

From Hmm Weekly
On November 12, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Check, Please

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Do you know and/or remember what “checks” are?

From Hmm Weekly
On July 22, 2021
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MR. WRONG: LATE ADAPTER

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Meanwhile, ha! I beat you, Apple! I think!

From Hmm Weekly
On July 15, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Summer of Spam

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Meanwhile, whose Summer is it? All I can think is: Summer of Sam, that was an Ownership of a Summer, you could look it up!

From Hmm Weekly
On June 1, 2021
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MR. WRONG: CICADA

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Cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 18, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Office Birthday

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The Man wants Control. The Man wants you to Obey. The Man wants theirs first, dig? The Man is not your friend, and not your fam! The Man!

From Hmm Weekly
On May 11, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Mars Needs Robots

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Anyway, don’t go to Mars, seriously, I heard there’s this seasonal methane release on Mars that the Scientists have observed.

From Hmm Weekly
On April 14, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Price Clubbing

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Slice my ham, stop fooling around!

From Hmm Weekly
On April 8, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Hold The Onions

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EVERY TIME I chop onions (I am not good at it) I remember that movie about Julia Child where she enrolled in the famous Cordon Bleu, and there was a lab where the baby Bleus hadda learn how to chop the onions, because the onion is a building block of gastronomy or something. Your whole […]

From Hmm Weekly
On February 19, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Superb Owl!

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I know that right now is not really a time when lots of people should be getting together to watch the Big Game, or even a little game.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 4, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Groundhog!

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Personally, I do not want to eat a Groundhog.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 2, 2021
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