MR. WRONG

I LIKE TO drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I’m drinking more. I know it’s January, and a lotta people like to “dry out” and not drink any wine, or beer, or liquor, or that new-style juice that’s fizzy water with hooch in it, and have a “Dry January,” or “Dryuary,” for fuck’s […]

It's the most wonderful time of the year: Nothing.

I swear it’s not my fault

round oblong shapes of comfort and joy

Tiny candy bars are bad!

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