MR. WRONG

MR. WRONG: Groundhog!

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Personally, I do not want to eat a Groundhog.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 2, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Pump It Up

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It's a game of Chicken! I would feel bad if a bunch of regular people got burned.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 29, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Put A Cork In It

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I LIKE TO drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I’m drinking more. I know it’s January, and a lotta people like to “dry out” and not drink any wine, or beer, or liquor, or that new-style juice that’s fizzy water with hooch in it, and have a “Dry January,” or “Dryuary,” for fuck’s […]

From Hmm Weekly
On January 13, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Now Is Nothing

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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Nothing.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 6, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Last-Minute End of The Year 2020 Guide in Review

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I swear it’s not my fault

From Hmm Weekly
On December 29, 2020
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MR. WRONG: Happy The Holidays!

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round oblong shapes of comfort and joy

From Hmm Weekly
On December 23, 2020
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MR. WRONG: I Am Coöperating

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Tiny candy bars are bad!

From Hmm Weekly
On December 15, 2020
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MR. WRONG: Welcome to The Brick House

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HELLO, THIS IS the Mr. Wrong column. You probably didn’t ask for it, or order it or whatever, so it’s not your fault. The Mr. Wrong column is a General Interest Column about things that are of interest to the Mr. Wrong column, and it is part of what you get for signing up as […]

From Hmm Weekly
On December 8, 2020
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MR. WRONG: The Sky is Falling

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Goofballs are driving out to some national park to see a piece of metal

From Hmm Weekly
On December 4, 2020
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MR: WRONG: Investor Class Dismissed

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If you jump in and out of the market at the right times, that’s where you make some real dough.

From Hmm Weekly
On October 27, 2020
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