Joe MacLeod

DISPOSSESSIONS: A Sinkhole

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IT’S KIND OF hard to make out in the pictures, but we had a sinkhole in our tiny Baltimore-rowhouse front yard.

From Hmm Weekly
On June 22, 2021
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DEP’T. OF HEALTH: I Failed My Blood Test

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If you got the COVID, after you recover, the proof doesn’t stay in your blood for long, it’s like the Common Cold, you get one, you get over it, you are somehow not able to get another cold for awhile, and then eventually you get another goddamn cold. I sure hope America is ready for that kinda Reality with COVID-19.

From Hmm Weekly
On June 8, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Summer of Spam

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Meanwhile, whose Summer is it? All I can think is: Summer of Sam, that was an Ownership of a Summer, you could look it up!

From Hmm Weekly
On June 1, 2021
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Ten Writing Issues a Computer Found in This Possibly Computer-Written Press Release

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Now nobody’s accusing anybody of plagiarism, that’s just Grammarly dot com being Grammarly dot com.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 22, 2021
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MR. WRONG: CICADA

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Cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada cicada.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 18, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Office Birthday

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The Man wants Control. The Man wants you to Obey. The Man wants theirs first, dig? The Man is not your friend, and not your fam! The Man!

From Hmm Weekly
On May 11, 2021
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ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 2: Luke Cage, HERO FOR HIRE No. 13 diptych

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HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope

From Hmm Weekly
On April 28, 2021
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DISPOSSESSIONS DEP’T.: Uninterruptible Power Supply, Interrupted

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SZZZ-NAP! CRACKLE! PZZZ-OPP!!!

From Hmm Weekly
On April 22, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Mars Needs Robots

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Anyway, don’t go to Mars, seriously, I heard there’s this seasonal methane release on Mars that the Scientists have observed.

From Hmm Weekly
On April 14, 2021
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TOUGH GUY DEP’T.

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He’d give a lotta advice about how to fuck people up in a fight, and it was hard to not take him as an overcompensating tough guy.

From Hmm Weekly
On April 13, 2021
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PERSONAL INJURY DEP’T.

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NOBODY, directed by Ilya Naishuller

From Hmm Weekly
On April 12, 2021
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MR. WRONG: Price Clubbing

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Slice my ham, stop fooling around!

From Hmm Weekly
On April 8, 2021
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CONSUMER AFFAIRS DEP’T.: Nine-Dollar Spaghetti

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It’s a beautiful package, and that’s always a big part of my experience as a consumer. I will buy stuff just because of the package at least once, but nine bucks for spaghetti?

From Hmm Weekly
On March 9, 2021
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