THE MACHINES

T_H_E__M_A_C_H_I_N_E_S_: LAWN CARE

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Is your grass growing? Outside the regions of carbon dioxide–influenced aridity, presumably it is, as humans have planted it to do, which requires that the grass be cut. A circular activity! Frequently, human beings experience these sorts of circular activities as tedious.

From Hmm Weekly
On July 7, 2021

COMMERCE DEP’T.

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We wanted to make sure to get a 1.6 gallon tank, because one issue on which I do basically agree with the previous president of the United States is the inadequacy of weak-flushing water-saving toilets.

From Hmm Weekly
On June 15, 2021

Ten Writing Issues a Computer Found in This Possibly Computer-Written Press Release

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Now nobody’s accusing anybody of plagiarism, that’s just Grammarly dot com being Grammarly dot com.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 22, 2021

ASK THE SOPHIST: Should I Feel Bad That Amazon Sent Me Too Much stuff?

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I had a vision of an overworked, stressed-out Amazon order-picker blindly grabbing the larger box thinking it was the correct order.

From Hmm Weekly
On May 4, 2021

ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 3: HMM WEEKLY 10K CapyBricknote™

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HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope

From Hmm Weekly
On April 30, 2021

ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 2: Luke Cage, HERO FOR HIRE No. 13 diptych

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HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope

From Hmm Weekly
On April 28, 2021

ITEMS OF ANTICIPATED VALUE – Item No. 1: Letter from Nick Denton to Tom Scocca

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HMM WEEKLY proudly enters the realm of NFTs with a three-part artistic meditation on financial or technological hope

From Hmm Weekly
On April 27, 2021

DISPOSSESSIONS DEP’T.: Uninterruptible Power Supply, Interrupted

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SZZZ-NAP! CRACKLE! PZZZ-OPP!!!

From Hmm Weekly
On April 22, 2021

THE MACHINES: Here Is The Discourse-Content You Requested

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an entirely new piece of discourse about the problem of discourse

From Hmm Weekly
On December 17, 2020