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THOUGHT DEP’T.

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Do you have a thought? Send it to hmmweekly@hmmweekly.com

From Hmm Weekly
On January 26, 2021

Up All Night With Larry King

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Larry never read the book.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 25, 2021

VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS DEP’T.: Last Week’s Magazine Rack/New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2021

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On January 21, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.

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Cream the cheese with melted butter; add a little juice from the pimento

From Hmm Weekly
On January 20, 2021

THOUGHT DEP’T.

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Do you have a thought? Send it to hmmweekly@hmmweekly.com.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 19, 2021

Some Things That Were Found in America Last Week

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A cat named Patches, missing since 2018

From Hmm Weekly
On January 18, 2021

PRODUCE DEP’T.

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I've spent full months' worth of my life, possibly more than a year, washing and trimming and chopping vegetables.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 16, 2021

MR. WRONG: Put A Cork In It

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I LIKE TO drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I’m drinking more. I know it’s January, and a lotta people like to “dry out” and not drink any wine, or beer, or liquor, or that new-style juice that’s fizzy water with hooch in it, and have a “Dry January,” or “Dryuary,” for fuck’s […]

From Hmm Weekly
On January 13, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.

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Recipes for anachronistic but entirely executable sandwiches

From Hmm Weekly
On January 12, 2021

HOW DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Mike Sheffield, Utah

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“I have made major decisions in my life because of my dreams,” he told me.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 9, 2021

THOUGHT DEP’T.

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Do you have a Thought? Send it to hmmweekly@hmmweekly.com

From Hmm Weekly
On January 7, 2021

MR. WRONG: Now Is Nothing

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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Nothing.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 6, 2021

ASK THE SOPHIST: Where Should I Put My Dog’s Poop?

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Dear The Sophist, It’s been painful to see a lack of sophistry in this space the last few weeks—it’s like no one is right about anything anymore. Fortunately, I’m right about something that popped up lately, and I’m hoping for some stylish confirmation of it.  A friend who recently got a dog says that he never […]

From Hmm Weekly
On December 31, 2020

MR. WRONG: Last-Minute End of The Year 2020 Guide in Review

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I swear it’s not my fault

From Hmm Weekly
On December 29, 2020

HOW DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Michael Anatole, New York

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'Being able to close my door and not have anyone else inside my environment other than me—that is peace.'

From Hmm Weekly
On December 25, 2020

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.

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What we eat is a subconscious habit.

From Hmm Weekly
On December 24, 2020

MR. WRONG: Happy The Holidays!

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round oblong shapes of comfort and joy

From Hmm Weekly
On December 23, 2020

VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS DEP’T.

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A HOLIDAY EMANATION

From Hmm Weekly
On December 21, 2020

THE MACHINES: Here Is The Discourse-Content You Requested

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an entirely new piece of discourse about the problem of discourse

From Hmm Weekly
On December 17, 2020

MR. WRONG: I Am Coöperating

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Tiny candy bars are bad!

From Hmm Weekly
On December 15, 2020