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SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.: Beef-Loaf Sandwiches

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Press the slices together and cut into triangles.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 24, 2021

THOUGHT DEP’T.: Mars

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From Hmm Weekly
On February 23, 2021

ASK THE SOPHIST: Too Many Books?

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Can you please tell me why it's OK for me to buy more books?

From Hmm Weekly
On February 22, 2021

MR. WRONG: Hold The Onions

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EVERY TIME I chop onions (I am not good at it) I remember that movie about Julia Child where she enrolled in the famous Cordon Bleu, and there was a lab where the baby Bleus hadda learn how to chop the onions, because the onion is a building block of gastronomy or something. Your whole […]

From Hmm Weekly
On February 19, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.: Baking-Powder Biscuit Sandwiches

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At the present day the number of sandwiches is legion.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 17, 2021

ASK THE SOPHIST: May I Call Out My Friend for Jumping the Vaccination Line?

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Dear The Sophist, My friend chose to “misread” our state’s vaccine requirements—on purpose, because supposedly “everyone else” was doing it at her K-8 school—and skipped the line ahead of people who are 70+ and healthcare workers/staff because it’s an honor system to sign up. Our group text told her she was wrong but she chose to […]

From Hmm Weekly
On February 16, 2021

VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS DEP’T.: Valentines Candy Reduced for Quick Sale

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From Hmm Weekly
On February 15, 2021

ASK THE SOPHIST: Should I Attend a Funeral With Republican Relatives or Is It Time to Start Running?

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I am torn between the guilt of obligation to attend the funeral, and a powerful desire to continue to not speak to these people.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 8, 2021

THOUGHT DEP’T.

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From Hmm Weekly
On February 7, 2021

MR. WRONG: Superb Owl!

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I know that right now is not really a time when lots of people should be getting together to watch the Big Game, or even a little game.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 4, 2021

MR. WRONG: Groundhog!

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Personally, I do not want to eat a Groundhog.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 2, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.

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Recipes for sandwiches from "Salads, Sandwiches and Chafing Dish Recipes," written by Marion Harris Neil, M.C.A.

From Hmm Weekly
On February 2, 2021

MR. WRONG: Pump It Up

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It's a game of Chicken! I would feel bad if a bunch of regular people got burned.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 29, 2021

THOUGHT DEP’T.

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From Hmm Weekly
On January 26, 2021

Up All Night With Larry King

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Larry never read the book.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 25, 2021

VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS DEP’T.: Last Week’s Magazine Rack/New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2021

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From Hmm Weekly
On January 21, 2021

SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.

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Cream the cheese with melted butter; add a little juice from the pimento

From Hmm Weekly
On January 20, 2021

THOUGHT DEP’T.

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From Hmm Weekly
On January 19, 2021

Some Things That Were Found in America Last Week

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A cat named Patches, missing since 2018

From Hmm Weekly
On January 18, 2021

PRODUCE DEP’T.

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I've spent full months' worth of my life, possibly more than a year, washing and trimming and chopping vegetables.

From Hmm Weekly
On January 16, 2021