Posts from Hmm Weekly
MR. WRONG: Hold The Onions
EVERY TIME I chop onions (I am not good at it) I remember that movie about Julia Child where she enrolled in the famous Cordon Bleu, and there was a lab where the baby Bleus hadda learn how to chop the onions, because the onion is a building block of gastronomy or something. Your whole […]
SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.: Baking-Powder Biscuit Sandwiches
At the present day the number of sandwiches is legion.
ASK THE SOPHIST: May I Call Out My Friend for Jumping the Vaccination Line?
Dear The Sophist, My friend chose to “misread” our state’s vaccine requirements—on purpose, because supposedly “everyone else” was doing it at her K-8 school—and skipped the line ahead of people who are 70+ and healthcare workers/staff because it’s an honor system to sign up. Our group text told her she was wrong but she chose to […]
VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS DEP’T.: Valentines Candy Reduced for Quick Sale
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ASK THE SOPHIST: Should I Attend a Funeral With Republican Relatives or Is It Time to Start Running?
I am torn between the guilt of obligation to attend the funeral, and a powerful desire to continue to not speak to these people.
MR. WRONG: Superb Owl!
I know that right now is not really a time when lots of people should be getting together to watch the Big Game, or even a little game.
SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.
Recipes for sandwiches from "Salads, Sandwiches and Chafing Dish Recipes," written by Marion Harris Neil, M.C.A.
MR. WRONG: Pump It Up
It's a game of Chicken! I would feel bad if a bunch of regular people got burned.
VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS DEP’T.: Last Week’s Magazine Rack/New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2021
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PRODUCE DEP’T.
I've spent full months' worth of my life, possibly more than a year, washing and trimming and chopping vegetables.