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Larry never read the book.

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Cream the cheese with melted butter; add a little juice from the pimento

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A cat named Patches, missing since 2018

I've spent full months' worth of my life, possibly more than a year, washing and trimming and chopping vegetables.

I LIKE TO drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I’m drinking more. I know it’s January, and a lotta people like to “dry out” and not drink any wine, or beer, or liquor, or that new-style juice that’s fizzy water with hooch in it, and have a “Dry January,” or “Dryuary,” for fuck’s […]

Recipes for anachronistic but entirely executable sandwiches

“I have made major decisions in my life because of my dreams,” he told me.

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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Nothing.

Dear The Sophist, It’s been painful to see a lack of sophistry in this space the last few weeks—it’s like no one is right about anything anymore. Fortunately, I’m right about something that popped up lately, and I’m hoping for some stylish confirmation of it.  A friend who recently got a dog says that he never […]

I swear it’s not my fault

'Being able to close my door and not have anyone else inside my environment other than me—that is peace.'

What we eat is a subconscious habit.

round oblong shapes of comfort and joy

A HOLIDAY EMANATION

an entirely new piece of discourse about the problem of discourse

Tiny candy bars are bad!