Posts from Hmm Weekly

Press the slices together and cut into triangles.

Do you have a thought? Send it to hmmweekly@hmmweekly.com

Can you please tell me why it's OK for me to buy more books?

EVERY TIME I chop onions (I am not good at it) I remember that movie about Julia Child where she enrolled in the famous Cordon Bleu, and there was a lab where the baby Bleus hadda learn how to chop the onions, because the onion is a building block of gastronomy or something. Your whole […]

At the present day the number of sandwiches is legion.

Dear The Sophist, My friend chose to “misread” our state’s vaccine requirements—on purpose, because supposedly “everyone else” was doing it at her K-8 school—and skipped the line ahead of people who are 70+ and healthcare workers/staff because it’s an honor system to sign up. Our group text told her she was wrong but she chose to […]

YOU CAN FOLLOW Hmm Weekly on Instagram.

I am torn between the guilt of obligation to attend the funeral, and a powerful desire to continue to not speak to these people.

Do you have a thought? Send it to hmmweekly@hmmweekly.com

I know that right now is not really a time when lots of people should be getting together to watch the Big Game, or even a little game.

Personally, I do not want to eat a Groundhog.

Recipes for sandwiches from "Salads, Sandwiches and Chafing Dish Recipes," written by Marion Harris Neil, M.C.A.

It's a game of Chicken! I would feel bad if a bunch of regular people got burned.

Do you have a thought? Send it to hmmweekly@hmmweekly.com

Larry never read the book.

YOU CAN FOLLOW Hmm Weekly on Instagram.

Cream the cheese with melted butter; add a little juice from the pimento

Do you have a thought? Send it to hmmweekly@hmmweekly.com.

A cat named Patches, missing since 2018

I've spent full months' worth of my life, possibly more than a year, washing and trimming and chopping vegetables.