AMERICA

Forbes estimated that the trust through which Gaston Glock controls his company was worth $1.5 billion.

There's always drunks at the ballpark, but Opening Day is like going to a Football Game, you know?

I know that right now is not really a time when lots of people should be getting together to watch the Big Game, or even a little game.

It's a game of Chicken! I would feel bad if a bunch of regular people got burned.

A cat named Patches, missing since 2018