MR. WRONG

Personally, I do not want to eat a Groundhog.

It's a game of Chicken! I would feel bad if a bunch of regular people got burned.

I LIKE TO drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I’m drinking more. I know it’s January, and a lotta people like to “dry out” and not drink any wine, or beer, or liquor, or that new-style juice that’s fizzy water with hooch in it, and have a “Dry January,” or “Dryuary,” for fuck’s […]

It's the most wonderful time of the year: Nothing.

I swear it’s not my fault

round oblong shapes of comfort and joy

Tiny candy bars are bad!

HELLO, THIS IS the Mr. Wrong column. You probably didn’t ask for it, or order it or whatever, so it’s not your fault. The Mr. Wrong column is a General Interest Column about things that are of interest to the Mr. Wrong column, and it is part of what you get for signing up as […]

Goofballs are driving out to some national park to see a piece of metal

If you jump in and out of the market at the right times, that’s where you make some real dough.